Rats.....

Started by 49Reo, June 14, 2014, 23:28:39 PM

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CDNRatMan

not all Rats are bad......

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

greenbarn

With politicians, you just yell "MONEY, MONEY, MONEY" and they run out to see if there's free money.... :)

No Worries

Troll

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Quote from: John Hopkins on June 18, 2014, 17:23:05 PM

Want some advice..first get a gun, it doesn't have to be big, a shotgun would be best..the the hard part, getting it in your sights..lets make that easy..  get a garden hose and run it out to the woodpile within easy reach..

now empty a can of gas over the woodpile take a step back, pick up the shotgun and throw a lighted match..the rat and the woodpile will make a noise like a dog..wooff..

wait for the rat to run out and bang..after the rat and its family are dead turn on the hose and put out the fire..

John.
Will this work with politicians, too?
Recovering H-D owner...W-650 Cafe' No excuses...Ride it or sell it to someone who will!

49Reo

Me thinks the local law would likely frown upon that.

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greenbarn

That should be effective!

WARNING:  Don't use this method if he's in your shop!   ;D ;D :o

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John Hopkins

#22

Want some advice..first get a gun, it doesn't have to be big, a shotgun would be best..then the hard part, getting it in your sights..lets make that easy..  get a garden hose and run it out to the woodpile within easy reach..

now empty a can of gas over the woodpile take a step back, pick up the shotgun and throw a lighted match..the rat and the woodpile will make a noise like a dog..wooff..

wait for the rat to run out and bang..after the rat and its family are dead turn on the hose and put out the fire..

John.


CDNRatMan

  Was just asking, because it seems unreasonable that a person of your size and intellect is bothered by a small rodent that is more afraid of you then it lets on.

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

49Reo

Didn't say I was afraid of rats said I hated them, you Jughead!  ;D

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
02 Drifter 1500, 02 Softail Frankenstein Trike.."Beauty" and "The Beast"

"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
RIP

CDNRatMan

 Are you also scared of spiders?

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

49Reo

Fiddlestix!! Neighbor opened his shed again....now I have to go on the hunt again. Did I ever mention that I hate rats?

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
02 Drifter 1500, 02 Softail Frankenstein Trike.."Beauty" and "The Beast"

"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
RIP

49Reo

Speaking of cats, our cat, who is an outside cat, was a great mouser when we lived in Chetwynd. However, she is obviously lax in her duties, or she would have killed the rat for me. Gonna have to cut back on her groceries.....she can rustle up her own....my sons miniature dachshund would likely have got the rat given enough time; he spent most of a day in that corner of the yard trying to find it. Oh well, rat went bye-bye, hope there was only one....

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
02 Drifter 1500, 02 Softail Frankenstein Trike.."Beauty" and "The Beast"

"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
RIP

49Reo

Quote from: CDNRatMan on June 17, 2014, 10:19:32 AM

;) when I was in Cold Lake AB I had a six ft fence around my yard, and my border collie/lab mix she killed more skunks and cats coming under the fence, and never got sprayed.......I had no animals around my yard........

....except one big rat....  :o

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
02 Drifter 1500, 02 Softail Frankenstein Trike.."Beauty" and "The Beast"

"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
RIP

CDNRatMan

    ;) when I was in Cold Lake AB I had a six ft fence around my yard, and my border collie/lab mix she killed more skunks and cats coming under the fence, and never got sprayed.......I had no animals around my yard........

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

Troll

  Somewhere, I have a picture of my late, much missed Scottish Terrier puppy Angel. When she was just the ripe old age of 5 months, she dispatched 12 grain rats in about 30 seconds. It's a built in behavior, no lessons necessary. I've had a Scottie or two around the house for about 40 years...no problem with either vermin or cats...and the rabbits stay out of the yard, too!

Recovering H-D owner...W-650 Cafe' No excuses...Ride it or sell it to someone who will!

49Reo

Phobia my foot, have toy ever seen the mess those critturs make? And why peanut butter, the cat food worked just fine....

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
02 Drifter 1500, 02 Softail Frankenstein Trike.."Beauty" and "The Beast"

"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
RIP

CDNRatMan

 Cat food, next time try peanut butter.......

you need to talk to some one about your phobia......perhaps PC.......

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

49Reo

Well, the Mad Trapper won this round. Got the stinky little sucker last night.The funny thing is, the first night he sprung the live trap but escaped, last night he fought his way back in for the cat food I had used for bait; must have ate too much to squeeze out through the hole he went in through. Anyway, there he was in the trap so I introduced him to my pellet gun.  ;)

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
02 Drifter 1500, 02 Softail Frankenstein Trike.."Beauty" and "The Beast"

"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
RIP

CDNRatMan

  To quote my mountain friend from the NG papers....

"In the Canadian province of Alberta, a 50-year battle has succeeded in keeping the province rat free. But it's not an easy task. To deter such a resourceful animal requires eternal vigilance."

this article has more info for you to read,

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/03/0331_030331_rats.html

I lived in AB for 5 years and was amazed by this fact and it has to do with the grain.

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

49Reo

So that's why you won't come out west......can't get past the "Rat Patrol".... ;D

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
02 Drifter 1500, 02 Softail Frankenstein Trike.."Beauty" and "The Beast"

"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
RIP

CDNRatMan

 Ok four legged ones because Alberta is rat free and they have the border patrol on the Sask. side to keep them out, and eradicate them.

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

49Reo

Quote from: CDNRatMan on June 15, 2014, 08:47:29 AM

No rats in Alberta.......

Baloney! Every farm in Alberta will have rats; well, the 4-legged kind, anyway...

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
02 Drifter 1500, 02 Softail Frankenstein Trike.."Beauty" and "The Beast"

"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
RIP

CDNRatMan

    ;) lets keep this about the four legged ones, Harris did enough harm and he is not.

49 I'll send you a pipe and you can move them to the lower valley.......

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

moosewing3

Isn't Harper from Alberta? Just sayin...


CDNRatMan

 No rats in Alberta.......

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

moosewing3

Those are the common Norwegian brown rat GB. The only neighbours I have are cottagers. A few summers ago one of the cottages was occupied by the grandchildren of the owner. These now adult gentlemen can most politely be described as borderline mentally challenged, more accurately about as sharp as a sack of door knobs in a velvet bag. They allowed trash to pile up around their properties and in them for about four months drawing rats from miles around. When winter arrived the rats were cold and made for my house and the only other year round resident's house. Through trial and error I have found that a particular poison, that comes in big blue cubes works awesome, they literally can't resist it. They will chew the cube down and tak it back to the nest. I have to watch where I store it as mice and rats come looking for it, I once put some next to a box of crackers and they took the poison. I just scatter it around the property and never any problems. Dogs leave it alone also.


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