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Posted by DC
- February 22, 2013, 06:40:46 AMThere are only three responses to the wife that you need to have on hand:
Yes Dear.
No Dear.
It won't happen again Dear.
Posted by Drift1
- February 22, 2013, 05:14:51 AMQuote from: pcarrell on February 21, 2013, 23:10:13 PM20+ years of marriage has taught me a thing or two! ***Yes folks, he can be taught!***
;Dl LOL.......marriage is great......if the partner is compatible,that is....I love to keep my wife on her toes....she sure keeps me on mine,with those "blonde moments."Ask Driftingirl I posted one of these moments on her vaca thread...... 
Posted by pcarrell
- February 21, 2013, 23:10:13 PM20+ years of marriage has taught me a thing or two! ***Yes folks, he can be taught!***
Posted by DriftinGirl
- February 21, 2013, 22:51:07 PMQuote from: pcarrell on February 20, 2013, 12:08:05 PM.....and a bunch of Bon Bon's for if he doesn't come home at all.
how true pc lol
Posted by Drift1
- February 21, 2013, 15:42:41 PMLOL.....It's a good thing my wife has a sense of humor ....believe me she paid me back for that joke....and I'm sure you guys already assumed this.....there are no scales in my house hold.......
Posted by pcarrell
- February 20, 2013, 12:08:05 PM.....and a bunch of Bon Bon's for if he doesn't come home at all.
Posted by DC
- February 20, 2013, 11:17:17 AM
Posted by 49Reo
- February 20, 2013, 09:16:50 AMQuote from: Drift1 on February 19, 2013, 21:01:18 PMHaaa.....my wife stopped asking me that when I bought her a scale for her birthday years back.
.................and how long were you in the hospital??
Posted by John Hopkins
- February 20, 2013, 09:05:00 AMAnother good answer to avoid is, "No darling, it actually helps to hide some of your fat."
John.
Posted by Drift1
- February 19, 2013, 21:01:18 PMQuote from: 49Reo on February 19, 2013, 20:30:38 PMJust remember, guys, when she asks, "does this make me look fat?" "Compared to what?" is NOT a good answer!
Haaa.....my wife stopped asking me that when I bought her a scale for her birthday years back.My wife thinks twice now before she ask me ladies related topics......in fact,I can't remember when she asked such questions
Posted by 49Reo
- February 19, 2013, 20:30:38 PMJust remember, guys, when she asks, "does this make me look fat?" "Compared to what?" is NOT a good answer! 
Posted by Petemoss
- February 19, 2013, 19:33:38 PMQuote from: pcarrell on February 19, 2013, 15:19:44 PMNo, maybe not. But I am good at it!That's not really a special gift. ALL MEN have that gift!
Posted by pcarrell
- February 19, 2013, 15:19:44 PMThat's not really a special gift. ALL MEN have that gift!
Posted by Petemoss
- February 19, 2013, 14:50:15 PMI have a uncanny ability to pissing off my wife and having no idea why... It's a gift really.
Posted by CDNRatMan
- February 18, 2013, 12:04:11 PMQuoteNot me I never drop a rose in silence.....nice and loud and clear tone to it...........So what is your talent..don't be shy, even if it is the silent but deadly fart that can scare werewolves..
I think he is talking about you again, Ratman......
QuoteMy "talent" is running my mouth when I shouldn't.
......finally real honesty.........
up to about 4 years ago I would say it was not being bothered by the cold weather. I have worked ski hills, and spent a lot of time in the winter temps, 2 years at the Winter Warfare School, and most of my military time north of the PineTree line.
But since I was found to be diabetic my hands seem to get cold faster than a few years back....otherwise I am OK....