Special talents

[Drift1]

20+ years of marriage has taught me a thing or two!  ***Yes folks, he can be taught!***

;Dl LOL.......marriage is great......if the partner is compatible,that is....I love to keep my wife on her toes....she sure keeps me on mine,with those "blonde moments."Ask Driftingirl I posted one of these moments on her vaca thread......

[pcarrell]

20+ years of marriage has taught me a thing or two!  ***Yes folks, he can be taught!***

[DriftinGirl]

.....and a bunch of Bon Bon's for if he doesn't come home at all.

   how true pc  lol

[Drift1]

LOL.....It's a good thing my wife has a sense of humor ....believe me she paid me back for that joke....and I'm sure you guys already assumed this.....there are no scales in my house hold.......

[pcarrell]

.....and a bunch of Bon Bon's for if he doesn't come home at all.

[DC]

[49Reo]

Haaa.....my wife stopped asking me that when I bought her a scale for her birthday years back.

.................and how long were you in the hospital??

[John Hopkins]

Another good answer to avoid is, "No darling, it actually helps to hide some of your fat."

John.

[Drift1]

Just remember, guys, when she asks, "does this make me look fat?" "Compared to what?" is NOT a good answer!

Haaa.....my wife stopped asking me that when I bought her a scale for her birthday years back.My wife thinks twice now before she ask me ladies related topics......in fact,I can't remember when she asked such questions

[49Reo]

Just remember, guys, when she asks, "does this make me look fat?" "Compared to what?" is NOT a good answer!

[Petemoss]

That's not really a special gift.  ALL MEN have that gift! 

No, maybe not. But I am good at it! 

[pcarrell]

That's not really a special gift.  ALL MEN have that gift! 

[Petemoss]

I have a uncanny ability to pissing off my wife and having no idea why... It's a gift really.

[CDNRatMan]

So what is your talent..don't be shy, even if it is the silent but deadly fart that can scare werewolves..
I think he is talking about you again, Ratman......

Not me I never drop a rose in silence.....nice and loud and clear tone to it...........

My "talent" is running my mouth when I shouldn't.

......finally real honesty.........

up to about 4 years ago I would say it was not being bothered by the cold weather. I have worked ski hills, and spent a lot of time in the winter temps, 2 years at the Winter Warfare School, and most of my military time north of the PineTree line.
But since I was found to be diabetic my hands seem to get cold faster than a few years back....otherwise I am OK....

[49Reo]

Yeah, as I have proven may times on this forum, that is my strong suit as well.......

49Reo

[pcarrell]

My "talent" is running my mouth when I shouldn't.

[49Reo]

So what is your talent..don't be shy, even if it is the silent but deadly fart that can scare werewolves..

I think he is talking about you again, Ratman......

49Reo

[John Hopkins]

Here's one for you, I believe we all have a special talent..

Mine is the ability to snore loudly, I have slept on board a ship next to the engines and drowned out their noise, one time I went across to Holland on the overnight ferry, As it was a last minute booking I could not get a cabin so along with about 200 people I went to the TV room, I found a seat somewhere in the middle of the packed theatre and fell asleep surrounded by other passengers, I woke up about 3am and there was a space all around me like a bomb crater, everyone had moved away from me and were sleeping around the edges of the room..another time I was asleep in my third floor bedroom and my wife was leaning out of the window..a couple of people were passing in the street below and one said to the other "what is that noise, it sounds like someone snoring" the other replied "It can't be, it's too loud"..my wife called down "Oh yes it is, you should hear it from up here"..

So what is your talent..don't be shy, even if it is the silent but deadly fart that can scare werewolves..

John.