Topical joke..groan..

[John Hopkins]

And so as god looked down on the country battered by floods and water, I heard a voice say to me, I want you to build me a new boat... I looked up and said, will the rain be that bad? and God said unto me that this time he wanted a boat with 40 floors each with fish tanks with fish in then.
but lord said I (knowing how to address god) fish can swim and will survive floods...

I know said god but I have always wanted a Multistorey Carp Ark..