There is a restaurant in Delaware, about 20 miles from us, called Son of Thurman. Their "signature" sandwich (along with their parent restaurant Thurmans, in neighboring Columbus) is called "The Thurminator". Now, I don't usually eat like this, but thought I had better try it - From the description I figured I'd go home with left-overs. I was right....
It has 2 (two) 3/4 lb hamburger patties (yes that's 1.5 lbs of beef), enough ham for a nice-sized ham sandwich, enough bacon to make a decent BLT, 3 or 4 kinds of cheese, and a bunch of other stuff. No leaving there hungry!
I don't even want to try to look up the calories in that one, but I will say, cooked hamburger is 70 cals an ounce...after that...who knows!
I'm sure it's no more calories than your typical "Average" meal ..... For a bear.
Wow... !! 8)
You might think about bringing this along next time you have one of those sandwiches.
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That first pic looks like something off of the TV show "Man Vs. Food"!
Well I know I used to have an decent appetite and did foolish things in my young days, but you are now older and smarter, I can see your boys doing this but you a grown man, and think of your poor colon, and next time you have to go for the garden hose up the butt....you will know why.......