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I may need to borrow a few of them from you.....
Here are some hilarious ideas for your new year's resolutions which are stupid but mildly amusing.
For my new year's resolution I will stop saying," Ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports
For my new year's resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
For my new year's resolution I will take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking – it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs
For my new year's resolution I will think of a password other than "password"
For my new year's resolution I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing
For my new year's resolution I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses
For my new year's resolution I will only pay for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable
For my new year's resolution I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
For my new year's resolution I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I'm not in them
For my new year's resolution I will do less laundry and use more deodorant
For my new year's resolution I will stop using Facebook as the primary communication method with my wife & kids
For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL
Happy New Year folks.
John.
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