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You could do a lot better..

The only people who raelly call themselves British are the ones like me..My Father was Welsh, My Mother was English and I was Born in Scotland..so..

1. Ask a scot if he is English.

2. Ask a Welshman if he is English.

3. Ask an Englishman what part of India/Arabia his family comes from.

4. Ask any of them if they would like to come to a party where there will be no women but all the men have to dress as a woman.

5. Tell any of them you think they are racist/homophobic or a child molester.

6. Try to steal their motorcycle.

7. Tell them you are French...(you have to be male for this to work.)

8. Tell them how much you pay for fuel.

9. When asked if you want to go to the pub say "I'm not thirsty."

10. As soon as you get to the pub pay for the first round of drinks..then you can sit down and be waited on while all the others have to keep getting up to buy drinks and bring them to your table.

11. Tell them you are here to improve the breeding stock, then tell him he has a nice looking wife/daughter.

12. Tell him he has a nice little bike/home..emphasize the word 'little'.

13. Just as he is chatting up a pretty girl, wrinkle your nose and ask if he has dropped one.

14. Rub your foot against his leg under the table and smile at him..This only works with men.

15. Look under the table then ask in a loud voice if he was rubbing his foot on the inside of your leg.

16. Try to get him to eat something disgusting (like meatloaf) by telling him is is considered a delicacy.

17. Do an Obama, call him Geofrey when his name is George.

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Posted by Starfruit Bongwater

- June 09, 2013, 12:28:44 PM

Have a couple of blokes from the UK coming to visit this summer, think I'll run this by the face book page. LOL
Peace,
Star

Posted by greenbarn

- June 07, 2013, 17:14:56 PM

That's really quite funny.

Posted by Petemoss

- June 07, 2013, 08:23:33 AM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/best-ways-to-annoy-a-british-person

I love lists. I read this and thought of you, John. Enjoy.

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