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Posted by DC
 - February 20, 2013, 11:17:17 AM

Posted by 49Reo
 - February 20, 2013, 09:16:50 AM
Quote from: Drift1 on February 19, 2013, 21:01:18 PM

Haaa.....my wife stopped asking me that when I bought her a scale for her birthday years back.

.................and how long were you in the hospital??

Posted by John Hopkins
 - February 20, 2013, 09:05:00 AM

Another good answer to avoid is, "No darling, it actually helps to hide some of your fat."

John.

Posted by Drift1
 - February 19, 2013, 21:01:18 PM
Quote from: 49Reo on February 19, 2013, 20:30:38 PM

Just remember, guys, when she asks, "does this make me look fat?" "Compared to what?" is NOT a good answer! ;D

Haaa.....my wife stopped asking me that when I bought her a scale for her birthday years back.My wife thinks twice now before she ask me ladies related topics......in fact,I can't remember when she asked such questions

Posted by 49Reo
 - February 19, 2013, 20:30:38 PM

Just remember, guys, when she asks, "does this make me look fat?" "Compared to what?" is NOT a good answer! ;D

Posted by Petemoss
 - February 19, 2013, 19:33:38 PM
Quote from: pcarrell on February 19, 2013, 15:19:44 PM

That's not really a special gift.  ALL MEN have that gift!  ;)

No, maybe not. But I am good at it!  ;D
Posted by pcarrell
 - February 19, 2013, 15:19:44 PM

That's not really a special gift.  ALL MEN have that gift!  ;)

Posted by Petemoss
 - February 19, 2013, 14:50:15 PM

I have a uncanny ability to pissing off my wife and having no idea why... :o It's a gift really.

Posted by CDNRatMan
 - February 18, 2013, 12:04:11 PM
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So what is your talent..don't be shy, even if it is the silent but deadly fart that can scare werewolves..
I think he is talking about you again, Ratman......

Not me I never drop a rose in silence.....nice and loud and clear tone to it...........
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My "talent" is running my mouth when I shouldn't.

......finally real honesty.........

up to about 4 years ago I would say it was not being bothered by the cold weather. I have worked ski hills, and spent a lot of time in the winter temps, 2 years at the Winter Warfare School, and most of my military time north of the PineTree line.
But since I was found to be diabetic my hands seem to get cold faster than a few years back....otherwise I am OK....

Posted by 49Reo
 - February 18, 2013, 10:03:07 AM

Yeah, as I have proven may times on this forum, that is my strong suit as well.......

49Reo

Posted by pcarrell
 - February 18, 2013, 09:58:25 AM

My "talent" is running my mouth when I shouldn't.

Posted by 49Reo
 - February 18, 2013, 09:53:09 AM
Quote from: John Hopkins on February 17, 2013, 19:45:32 PM

So what is your talent..don't be shy, even if it is the silent but deadly fart that can scare werewolves..

I think he is talking about you again, Ratman...... :o

49Reo

Posted by John Hopkins
 - February 17, 2013, 19:45:32 PM

Here's one for you, I believe we all have a special talent..

Mine is the ability to snore loudly, I have slept on board a ship next to the engines and drowned out their noise, one time I went across to Holland on the overnight ferry, As it was a last minute booking I could not get a cabin so along with about 200 people I went to the TV room, I found a seat somewhere in the middle of the packed theatre and fell asleep surrounded by other passengers, I woke up about 3am and there was a space all around me like a bomb crater, everyone had moved away from me and were sleeping around the edges of the room..another time I was asleep in my third floor bedroom and my wife was leaning out of the window..a couple of people were passing in the street below and one said to the other "what is that noise, it sounds like someone snoring" the other replied "It can't be, it's too loud"..my wife called down "Oh yes it is, you should hear it from up here"..

So what is your talent..don't be shy, even if it is the silent but deadly fart that can scare werewolves..

John.

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