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Two Harley Snob Stories:

I live near Milwaukee so I expect a little attitude from the guys who have a "God only made one REAL Motorcycle Complex" but even they surprise me sometimes.

(1) A couple years ago I stopped in at the bar that my son managed and joined a group of his buddied. Before I had my first barley pop, the guy next to me threw me the keys to his new V-Rod and told me to give 'er a rip. Who am I to say no.  We all went outside. I hopped on, fired it up and off I went.  Fast forward to the next day at work when I told the card carrying HOG member who worked for me that I rode a new Harley and thought it was a pretty sweet ride. She floored me when she turned her nose up and said, "WE don't consider THOSE (V-Rods) real Harleys."  This is a woman who road an 883 Sportster and had more invested in her riding togs than the bike.

(2) Durring the Hundredth Milwaukee went nuts.  So many Harleys you could hear the thunder 20 miles away.  Bikes parked handle bar to handle bar covering every inch of Milwaukee.  Since there was no room for cars, I rode my '74 Triumph Tiger in to check things out.  I found and open spot and parked on a side street between a couple of dressers.  Most old timers love Triumphs because it's what they all started riding on back in the day.   Guess there weren't any old timers in the crowd because when I returned a couple hours later I found my bike still parked in the same spot. Nobody touched my bike.  In fact no body parked near it. In fact there was a thirty foot on either side of of my bike.  Judging from the looks on the faces of the guys standing around, it was not out of respect.  Undaunted I hopped on, kicked it over, it popped right off (thank God) and I went off to enjoy the rest of my evening.

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Posted by 45 Bravo

- January 01, 2013, 17:23:15 PM

49, I would have never gone that far..

Close, but not that far...

Posted by CDNRatMan

- January 01, 2013, 17:06:42 PM

WOW BC backwoods man...that is so old that Troll heard it back in 69..........

Posted by 49Reo

- January 01, 2013, 16:34:03 PM

Quote from: pcarrell on December 30, 2012, 20:38:19 PM
***Ratman needs a girlfriend......YESTERDAY!!!!! Anyone got any suggestions? At this point, anyone female will do!***

He was nibbling on his last girlfriend's ear, and bit a little too hard; she farted in his face and flew out the window.......

Posted by Troll

- January 01, 2013, 16:02:11 PM

Everybody needs a hobby

Posted by 45 Bravo

- January 01, 2013, 15:03:13 PM

Thanks, I had bariatric surgery on the 28th(my wife had it back in nov.)

I am in good spirits, and as I slim down, I should get in better form...

But nothing can help me mentally.....
Twisted, weird, socially unacceptable, and quite proud of it....

45 Bravo

Posted by CDNRatMan

- January 01, 2013, 14:51:04 PM

Welcome back and hope you are in good form, and spirits......

Posted by 45 Bravo

- January 01, 2013, 14:21:15 PM

It would take a "special" woman for Ratman, one that doesn't mind an 800 parked in the living room, and is not disturbed by her man out playing in the snow with angel wings , a snow shovel,
and nothing else.....

P.s. I'm back!

45 Bravo

Posted by CDNRatMan

- January 01, 2013, 13:43:26 PM

ok cool....

Posted by David Baker

- December 31, 2012, 07:10:35 AM

Quote from: CDNRatMan on December 30, 2012, 20:24:23 PM
So Dr. Bake, what do you charge to make us feel better eh!.....lol......

and Dr PC ...too I see

soon as I can I will get on the road to better mental health......lol....

RX... Take a handful of throttle and call me in the morning (Stay bundled my friend) LQTM

Posted by ChilliDrift

- December 30, 2012, 23:48:50 PM

Quote from: Bake on December 30, 2012, 19:54:47 PM
Has anyone ever seen a motorcycle parked outside a therapist office? (Unless it was owed by one) I don't need someone to charge me upwards of $75.00 an hour to find my comfort zone... Just sayin'... $75.00 bucks in the old fuel tank would get me a lot of back road therapy!

Explains my headaches and general bad attitute since the weather turned.. I can't get my daily ride in.

Posted by pcarrell

- December 30, 2012, 20:56:34 PM

Disturbing.......

Posted by CDNRatMan

- December 30, 2012, 20:45:36 PM

think what you will...I am more then happy......

Posted by pcarrell

- December 30, 2012, 20:44:13 PM

CLEARLY she's not doing her job!!!!

Posted by CDNRatMan

- December 30, 2012, 20:41:14 PM

please do not let my girlfreind see these emails were you think I need female companionship....

Posted by pcarrell

- December 30, 2012, 20:38:19 PM

Dude, I've seen the Emails you've been sending lately.........I'm not sure there's ANY amount of riding that can help you!

***Ratman needs a girlfriend......YESTERDAY!!!!! Anyone got any suggestions? At this point, anyone female will do!***

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