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Posted by racemom91
- February 21, 2012, 10:20:55 AMthem "wow, is that bike yours?" (as I stand there with gear/keys in hand) - me "no, I stole from the neighbors"
them - "isn't that a big bike for you" - me "isn't that car too smart for you?"
them (if you are one on one without their buddies around) - "well, it's not what you ride, it's that you ride" - me "I disagree. I'm proud of my ride. I'll park beside you any day and we'll see which bike people come to look at!"
Them (with their buddies around) - "I only ride Harley's. I am different, a breed of my own, billy badass, blah, blah, blah" - then they try really hard to all be alike! Same clothes, same shoes, same bike - usually black, same ignorant attitude. Ha! Ride all day by yourself just because you love it - instead of meeting up with your drunk pals to spend most of the day in bars TALKING about how cool you are...
and this was my all time favorite, which actually kind of scared me a bit (too late of course as I had already opened my mouth and inserted my foot) - harley guy "come over and sit on this bike (a sporster), you can lift it, it's not too heavy" (group of four, 1 sporty and 2 baggers and a 1200) me " I wouldn't take that bike if you gave it to me, it's the ugliest bike I've ever seen, and of course it's not too heavy" as I climbed on the biggest bagger there and proceeded to stand it upright, followed by "and you all need to spend a day cleaning these dirty ass bikes anyway! How you gonna find all your oil leaks and loose bolts if you don't clean them?" hahahahha
Just had to touch on the "harley" group as I read some of the previous posts...the attitude is pretty lousy if there's more than a few of them around .... they feel the need to impress each other for some reason?...
Posted by chief
- February 09, 2012, 19:24:28 PMWonder how much he charges? I think that would be a good business... wonder if he works on AC too?
Posted by ratze
- February 09, 2012, 17:18:45 PMiam sitten outside a truk stop, 30degres geten suited up. a guys says its kinda cold aint it, i said yea an my heaters only puten out 50lbs pointen to my oil pressure guage. he said his son fixes motorcycle heaters. an he was dead serious. WOW.
Posted by 49Reo
- January 24, 2012, 21:53:25 PMI agree, Kimbershooter; it's just the naivete of some people that makes me chuckle sometimes; on the + side, I get more people liking it than otherwise, aside from the local H.O.G. chapter, who tend to get hung up on the "if it ain't a Harley, it ain't $h!t! Which poses another question: if it is a Harley, is it $h!t? LOL 
Regards and such,
Fred
Posted by Kimbershooter
- January 24, 2012, 08:16:32 AMPulled up at the National Cemetary this last holiday to help 88 other bikers put wreaths on the grave stones (4000). Most of the bikes were Harleys, but my Drifter 1500 was there. Immediately a group of people walked past the Harley line up to look at my Drifter. A man said Wow! Look it's an Indian. Another man was there and said. No, its not an Indian. I have an Indian. He said it's way, way,, better than an Indian. He said, It's a Kawasaki Drifter. I looked at him and smiled. He said to me, Man am I jealous. After finishing up and coming back to ride home, there was still a crowd around the Drifter. The same guy was there pointing out the features on it for me. (For annoyance part, I get the "that is not really an Indian" comment.) I included the above to point out there are a few people out there who 'get it'.
Posted by 49Reo
- January 11, 2012, 11:41:46 AMMy son-in-law and I stopped for coffee at a small road-side cafe a couple of years back; he rides a Honda VFR 800, I was on my Drifter. A couple of guys pulled in on their Harley's as we were getting on our bikes, the one guy asked how I liked my Indian... I just smiled and said "I love it" he replied "you know it's not a real Indian, don't you?" DUHH,! I bought it, I licensed it, I ride it;... Yeah, I think I have that figured out.
Oh well, if you can't laugh with them, laugh at them.
Regards and such,
Fred
Posted by La Douche
- January 10, 2012, 20:20:51 PMI work as a service manager at a diesel shop, i ride a bike year round (luckily here in south ga i can) but since i've gotten the drifter ive had atleast one a day ask me about my indian....
I always get people ask questions about it and then pull out pics of their old run down harleys and talk about how good they areI obviously cant make any sarcastic remarks as im at work but boy do i feel it on the inside
when i had a vtx 1300c all done up i would get people come in and say, i was gonna ask you what kind of harley that was until i saw it said honda.... and then proceed to show me their bikes....I think the best ones are when its pouring down rain and im in my rain gear about to come home, they ask me if im going to ride in it.... i just smile and step outside
Posted by chief
- January 10, 2012, 10:11:57 AMI've thought for a long time that non-bikers look at a big bike and think "harley"... its even more obvious they have no clue when the bike has big ole Indian-ish fenders!
Posted by Troll
- January 09, 2012, 19:26:45 PMSo, for some strange reason, we have no snow, and pretty nice weather, with highs in the upped 40's. I couldn't possibly leave the bike parked, so I went for a cruise again today...Stopped at a fast "food" place for lunch, and got into this exchange: That your bike? yes (I have my jacket on, helmet and gloves on the table). Aren't you cold? No, you just have to dress for it...it's not that bad for January. What kinda Harley is that? I never heard of a Harley Drifter.....you can fill in any blanks from here you want. I really think that people are starting to use the term "Harley" like you would use kleenex...generic. Sometimes you just have to shake your head and smile. Going out again tomorrow, they are promising snow for Wednesday, and they more "normal" temps.
Posted by alamogeorge
- January 04, 2012, 19:20:47 PM"Did you forget to put on your seatbelt?" I can't blaim anyone else for this. I usually say it to myself about once a month. I thought it was a newbie thing but I'm still saying it 2 years later. Still a newb and always will be.
When they tell you that they had a friend die in a motorcycle accident, after consoling them for their loss, tell them that you have had several friends die in car accidents.
Posted by cmoran23
- October 11, 2011, 11:02:11 AMThis one is my all-time favorite.
After talking about my ride:
"Yea, but isn't riding a motorcycle dangerous?"
Posted by VN1500
- October 06, 2011, 08:26:20 AMSome of my most annoying.........[them] ya know a friend of mine was killed in a M/C crash...etc,etc
[ me on a Nomad]...Nice V-Rod...didn't know they offered a bagger version....
[them] I been thinkin' bout buyin' one, but id have to be a Harley..& a big one. [me] have you owned a M/C in the past..[them] no but I know I'd ride hard so I'd need a big one.
[guy on H/D,EVO] how do you like your little Kawasaki?...[me] are you smart enough to subtract 1340 from 1470?..[them] no answer...[me]..that's how much bigger mine is than yours.
And my favorite...not bashing but!....I was on a BMW....[them] nice little BMW...when ya going to move up to a Harley?..[me] my first motorcycle was a Harley, & I've been moving up ever since...
Posted by Chevazon
- October 05, 2011, 02:21:51 AMEarlier this year I had a friend over from Florida he jumped on the back of the 1500 so we could have a look down into my wonderful city.
At the time I had a set of short LOUD pipes on the bike and after we had a walk around the cathedral I started the bike up whilst we were putting our lids on.
As it sat thumping away a guy came across and said "There`s only one sound like that in the world"
So being pedantic I replied "What sound is that then ?"
He said, "That Harley sound"
Cheekily I replied, "I think you need your hearing sorted along with your eyesight" as I pointed to the Kawasaki badge on the tank. My friend just stood there laughing.
"What year is your Harley" seems to be a popular one.
Posted by MapMan
- September 14, 2011, 18:03:58 PMWhile in Hawaii on vacation, I rent a bike for a couple weeks. Pull into a local watering hole and this drunk chick asks me where I'm from. I tell her Canada. She says " Wow, that must be one long ferry ride." As I try not to laugh too hard I notice her husband sitting beside her repeatedly banging his head on the bar crying, "She's good in bed". So what else is a man to do? I buy him a beer, pat him on the shoulder and say to him, "I hope so".
Posted by TripWire
- September 07, 2011, 19:53:32 PMI live in Wisconsin so I ride as long as the roads are not slippery or salt covered (just needed to setup my story).
I will come into work at least a couple times a year when the temp is in the lower 30's or upper 20's and someone will say "Isn't it too cold to ride a motorcycle today?" and my response is always "Nope, it's just too warm to take the snowmobile in today."