Darwin Award candidate

Started by CDNRatMan, April 02, 2013, 11:20:12 AM

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greenbarn

Quote from: CDNRatMan on April 03, 2013, 16:37:29 PM

Sir GreenBarn that fine is seperate from the recovery cost....lol......

That's what I mean, the 1000 per day fine makes the 10000 recovery cost "affordable"
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CDNRatMan

  Sir GreenBarn that fine is seperate from the recovery cost....lol......

Troll, Sir, ice is really important to play hockey and to curling.....

Laird JH, you actually spend $3000.00 to heat your home......WOW, that is expensive, what temp do you keep your home at......?

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

Troll

From the ice fishermen who sink their trucks in the river to the crazies who race on it, http://iira-icerace.org/  ice is a strange thing...old joke: Old guy is walking on the ice, finds a spot he likes...starts to make a hole. He hears a voice..."there are no fish under the ice"..he stops for a second, and goes back to making the hole. The voice returns "I said there are no fish under the ice!" The old guy shouts, "Who are you? God?" The voice returns: "no, I'm the manager of this hockey rink"!!!!! Ice means Winter...I hate Winter!!!

Recovering H-D owner...W-650 Cafe' No excuses...Ride it or sell it to someone who will!

greenbarn

Quote from: John Hopkins on April 03, 2013, 14:31:17 PM

Wow..I can't think of anything on the ice that would be worth $10,000..
John.

Yea, but that $1000 per day adds up quick...
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John Hopkins

Quote from: CDNRatMan on April 02, 2013, 15:31:36 PM

JH once the ice gets about 6 " thick you can drive on it at a reasonable speed in a car, at about 4" you can run a snowmachine on it as long as the water is not moving undr the ice.

http://www.bartlettstowing.com/content.aspx?content_id=42

these guys are awesome in their recovery an have been featured on TV. Once your vehicle goes under the ice it is a daily fine of $1000.00 per day under the ice......average recovery of the vehicle is about $10,000.00 for the complete job. Interesting to watch them do it......

Wow..I can't think of anything on the ice that would be worth $10,000..I can't wait for global warming to kick in so that I can turn my central heating off and save $3,000 a year.

Have you ever seen a suntanned Welshman?

John.


chief

They used to hold car races on the lake there at Waukegan, Il... sorry, being a southern boy at heart I could never bring myself to driving my corvette onto Lake Michigan!

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CDNRatMan

JH once the ice gets about 6 " thick you can drive on it at a reasonable speed in a car, at about 4" you can run a snowmachine on it as long as the water is not moving undr the ice.

http://www.bartlettstowing.com/content.aspx?content_id=42

these guys are awesome in their recovery an have been featured on TV. Once your vehicle goes under the ice it is a daily fine of $1000.00 per day under the ice......average recovery of the vehicle is about $10,000.00 for the complete job. Interesting to watch them do it......

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

49Reo

About 20 or more years ago, some clown went out on the ice on a small lake outside Dawson Creek, (I think it was Swan Lake) and his pickup fell through. Not bad, but bad enough. So his buddy goes out (remember, stupidity loves company) to pull him out; he falls through. So, they call a tow truck. Remember what I said about stupidity loving company? That's right, he goes out and falls through as well. One or two more and they would have a dope ring! Anyway, they then call a big wrecker; a Kenworth tandem shows up, (and much smarter than the other three) stays on shore, runs his line out, hooks on to the little tow truck, who is hooked to the second truck, who is hooked to the first truck, and rescues all three. Swan Lake 3, fisherman none.....

Location: B.C., VDR#: 666
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"If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, Ya can better serve your country, by living somewhere else."  In memory, Stompin' Tom Connors
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John Hopkins

So how do they know when it is safe to go out on the ice?

John.


CDNRatMan

 Went out this morning to get my oil filter and oil at the local Kaw shop and drove along the lake, and lo and behold a future Darwin Award winner was out on the ice today..yes it has been in the -10 to-20*C for the past few days but the ice has thinned out......can we all say dumb a$$

http://www.nugget.ca/2013/04/02/oops

GPS is not to get you THERE but rather to get you home from THERE

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